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Monday 16 March 2015

Saturday 7 February 2015

WHAT THE ORDINARY GHANAIAN THINKS ABOUT THE SEMI FINAL CLASH BETWEEN GHANA AND EQUATORIAL GUINEA IN THE ON GOING AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS.




1. Ghana Coach, Avram Grant's Blue Lacoste T' Shirt to be declared NATIONAL FRIDAY WEAR IF GHANA WINS THIS YEAR #AFCON2015.


2. If Avram Grant wins the #AFCON2015 tournament with that blue Lacoste T shirt, we have to buy one for our President Mahama.


3. When you looked at the left hand top corner of your TV, GHA vrs EQG was looking like "GHA vrs ECG"


4. During the riot at the stadium in Equatorial Guinea, A helicopter was flying all over the pitch and when John Boye saw it, he kept asking Jonathan Mensah,  "Are they bringing US dollars like they did in brazil?"

Jonathan Mensah responded: Yes but the Equatorial Guinea fans are preventing it.


5. CAF made a very big mistake.  They should have used the helicopter to go and bring 10 EBOLA PATIENTS from Liberia and shout Ebooooola then dropped them among the violent supporters. It could have simply stopped their nonsense behaviour at the stadium yesterday!!


6. If guinea fowls behave like the Equatorial Guinea fans then nobody will eat their meat.!


7. The ordinary ghanaian wished they will be on the field forever. They didnt  want President Mahama and his ECG people to take their electricity  away!!!


8. During the delay at the stadium; ECG workers were like : This referee should make a quick decision because this is making our ECG boss very angry because he is waiting anxiously to take his lights.

The borrowed 80MW was getting finished. 


9. If this is how Equatorial Guinea react to losing a football match then imagine what they will do if President Mahama was their president with this Dumso Dumso.


10. They match should have delayed more we were enjoying  our light small on that day


Just for laughs!!!👍😄😄😂

Friday 23 January 2015

FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD MARRY A GHANAIAN WOMAN.

The Ghanaian woman is naturally beautiful: The Ghanaian woman without make-ups, expensive jewellery and dresses still looks as beautiful as the sunshine. The smile of the black Ghanaian woman above all can bring the heavens an inch closer to any man. If you have the chance to marry a Ghanaian woman, man! Don't miss it because they grow in beauty.                                                                                                
The Ghanaian woman is hardworking: if there is any woman that will work relentlessly to keep her home in order, then it is the Ghanaian woman. I don't know how the Ghanaian woman does it but she is able to efficiently and effectively balance her profession and her home very well that she achieves maximum results for both. 
The Ghanaian woman is caring: Have you met a caring woman? Was she a Ghanaian woman? If yes, then you have a perfect understanding of the kind of care that is being talked about here. If you have not met a Ghanaian woman yet then I suggest you do so now. She will make you feel like a King which you really are.  
                      The Ghanaian woman is submissive: she understands authority. She is not a husband and won't act like  one. she wont disgrace her husband in public because she knows that if she does that, one way or the other, it is also a disgrace to her indirectly. It is only probably one out of a million Ghanaian women who will be seen raising their voices at their husbands. 
  The Ghanaian woman knows how to love: Are you tired of loving and not being loved back? You problem is solved when you meet the Ghanaian woman. The Ghanaian woman is the only woman who can make abstract "love" concrete.  

Saturday 17 January 2015

FOUR REASONS WHY THE ORDINARY GHANAIAN WILL DARE NOT VENTURE ENTREPRENEURSHIP.

The ordinary Ghanaian has a shallow understanding of the word, 'entrepreneur.' The ordinary Ghanaian thinks the entrepreneur is that 'special' person who has that 'nationwide group of companies.' They do not know that the small grocery shop they operate across the street or the airtime they sell by the roadside has the potential of being that 'group of companies'. 

The ordinary Ghanaian is unwilling to take risks. They are mostly analysing the negative effects when an entrepreneurship idea comes in mind. Question like, 'what if it fails?', 'what will the society think of me if it does not succeed?' are some examples of questions they ask themselves. They are sometimes so much focused on the slim chance of a failure than the broad chances of success. 

The ordinary Ghanaian wants quick money. They want a job were at least they are assured of their little monthly salary rather than going through the mill of entrepreneurship and reaping the benefits thereof.
The ordinary Ghanaian is not motivated by their environment. They are demoralised when they think about the huge taxes and the Bureaucratic nature of starting an entrepreneurship in Ghana. 

Tuesday 13 January 2015

MEET THE GHANAIAN KID

The ordinary Ghanaian  is more than amazing. They can do stuff that beat imagination, they can ask questions that academicians cannot even ask. Do you really want to laugh? Just live with a Ghanaian child and your ribs will break. Until you experience the annoying and troublesome part of an ordinary Ghanaian child, you would never know what a Ghanaian child is capable of. If their parents refuse to give them what they are demanding, they can go as far as clinging to their parents car as they are living the house like the amazing Spider-Man.  Maybe they should be called "the amazing Ghanaian child."

Monday 12 January 2015

THE GHANAIAN AND ROMANCE



How romantic is the Ghanaian   ❔How many Ghanaian men will send flowers to their girlfriend and wives.  ❔And how many Ghanaian women would gladly accept the flower. ❔The first question an ordinary Ghanaian woman would ask when you present a flower to her is.  How is this flower bringing food on my table.❔ One way or the other I agree and do not agree with the ordinary Ghanaian with regards to romance. 

The ordinary Ghanaian and ECG

The ordinary Ghanaian is looking for where to find the boss of the Electricity Company of Ghana.  As to why they are looking for the ECG boss.  I sincerely don't know.